Ever since the misogynist hyper-masculine influencer Andrew Tate was moved from Romanian prison to house arrest while awaiting trial for charges of organized crime and human trafficking, his online presence has been as corny as it's been cryptic. 

Yesterday was no different, as he posted a video of himself smoking a cigar while listening to Mariah Carey's Without You. "I didn’t smoke a cigar or hear a single song for 93 days," he wrote. "Only the screams of sadness. Now. We have Mariah."

"No way in Hell is Andrew Tate in his emancipation era," the prominent Twitter account Hurt CoPain commented. "Waiting for Mariah to DMCA," someone else said. While Mariah would certainly not be happy to find out that Tate is listening to her music, the entire scene is comically pathetic, and his 'poetry' is like something out of a high school abstract competition. 

"This isn’t my kind of thing based on this teaser/trailer," one person commented, "but I wish you well in finding distribution for your indie homoerotic film series."